Posted 1 week ago
magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

magpieandwhale:

maebugplayswithlions:

Me trying to listen to anyone speak about anything, ever

Possibly the most engrossing .gif ever.

(Source: becausebirds)

Posted 1 week ago

m0rphlne:

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jillthompson:

arr-pirate:

friendly-fyres:

 i found you a nicely apt description of what the fucking friendzone is

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I feel this needs to be re blogged….

This isn’t usually my thing but dear lord…

OH MAN I LOVE THIS

Posted 3 weeks ago
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titillatingtubist:

samandriel:

Now I’m just watching videos of koalas doing koala things and this

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And this is why I laugh when people say how cute and cuddly koalas must be.

Posted 3 weeks ago

ivyarchive:

mymodernmet:

Illustrator Lili Chin's adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)

Posted 1 month ago

a-spoon-is-born:

OH MY GOD HOW DO U CUTE

Posted 1 month ago

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

(Source: jirachi)

Posted 1 month ago
The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
One’s
Car wouldn’t start.
One couldn’t
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment